(MOGS) Accepts the Lateral Pass from the Pigeon

Like you all, I was looking very forward to Pidge's answer to this:

"I, for one, ALWAYS say Merery Christmas when I greet people! It's the filthy Christ killing JEWS who are attempting to take away the sanctity and Christian spirit of one of our most sacred holidays! It's already a FELONY in jew-infested WPB to display a nativity scene or a Santa in your yard! The same applies in parts of VT, NY and RI! The jew-owned Wal-Mart has NO searches for "Christmas" but ovewr 70 for the negroid Kwaanzaa and over 200 for the satanic hannukah!
I HATE jews and they should all be killed!"

....however, today Pidge was faced with the unwelcome dilemma of letting the topic go stale or changing pitchers in the bottom of the 8th.  He chose the latter, so I'll attempt to give this one exactly what it deserves.  I'm not the Pigeon, but I'll leave the bizarre and obscure music for another time.

Where to begin.  First, maybe here:

Iranian President Calls Holocaust a "myth"

Hmmm, maybe here (where is it...hmmm)

A lesson in responsible speech

Are you done reviewing yet?  Good. EYES FRONT!  Out-freaking-standing. 

You are soooooooo BRAVE and powerful writing this email to us.  How could we be all so stupid, of course the cause of the world's problems are the JEWS!  You must have gone to the same university as the Iranian President and Usama Bin Laden, such fine upstanding examples of Christian values they possess and...wait, what do you mean they're not Christian?  This isn't about religion?  Then it must be about politics then right, because after all, only a national socialist movement can save us and sometimes violent action in the name of the PEOPLE is justified, isn't that what Mao and Che'...oh wait, what do you mean you're not a communist?  I assumed from reading your message, and the filth you call a website that you, the Islamists and the Coffee shop Wannabe Revolutionaries all went to the same school in the same nice and comfy 0.0 mach, 1g environment. 

I'm not going to make any assumptions about your background, socio-economic status, education, or job, because if anything, Iran's President has proven that political position doesn't grant you wisdom, and Professor John Daly validated the idea that you can have all the education in the world and still be a complete moron, and you have proven that America is still a society founded on good principles, because I have to tolerate not only your existence, but also your Constitutional right to speak, no matter how poorly spelled, grammatically incorrect, poorly written, or irrationally conceived it might be.  Now it's my turn to exercise my rights.  You're not going to like it.

Your worldview is the same as that expressed by every extremist I've ever seen or had the misfortune to hear, so I guess this really isn't about politics, or religion, or values, or racial purity, or Aryan supremacy (Iran only became Iran after the rise of the Nazis to show hitler - that little h is intentional by God - that the Persians were "Aryan" as well, you folks have a lot in common after all I guess). 

I ran into some Neo-Nazis during an overseas trip a few years ago, and that taught me the reality of your world.   Having to be wary for my life taught me a few things, not being able to go someplace I wanted by myself, for the first time in my life, taught me a few things.

This is about whining.

Whining, and putting on a brave front from behind the safety of your computer screen.  I was half expecting to see a "j3w$$ @r3 $uxX0Rz" after you were finished, pwned!  I bet you had a PIGEONED all week too. 

You're whining because you don't get your way.  Whining because you feel pathetic in how your life turned out that you don't have what your neighbors have.  Whiny because your life is so empty, you have to fill it by convincing yourself that you're part of "some great battle" some incredible war for the soul of a nation, some Armageddon that only YOU can rescue us from (sounds like a crappy videogame if you ask me).

I would submit to you, my friend, in as friendly and brotherly a manner as I can, the following knowledge.  You and your drinking buddies, your little friends in the hitler youth role-playing club are not part of some great movement destined to retake America for yourselves.  You are not a soldier in some glorious crusade.  You are not a leader, you are a follower.  You are not a special, individual snowflake.  The Race War is not coming.  No one has done a damn thing to you.  Listen to me, oh oppressed one, this is not a videogame.  You don't get three lives and a continue if you pork it.  You are not the voice of an oppressed nation, you do not speak for the white man or any other man from your 15" flatscreen monitor, nice and snug and warm.   Welcome to the real world and choke on the red pill.

Here's what I mean: " I HATE jews and they should all be killed!"  Think very, very carefully on this.  You wish the death of other human beings, mein little himmler, you think that you can make that decision, and make it so casually?  It's so easy.  Think you can really do it?  Pull the trigger.  Start up the ovens, unleash the Zyclon B?  Stop playing games of email and pretend grandiosity for a second and let me give you another reality check.  Pidge and I are Airmen, and we serve with other Airmen, Soldiers, Marines, Sailors, brothers, sisters, and friends who are fighting a REAL war.  With REAL deaths, and with REAL consequences. 

Don't you DARE belittle death around us.  You dishonor yourself, your family, and your country and earn nothing but contempt from me. 

If you don't believe me, try reading this Download Kurilla.doc   Still think it's cool?  You will never be one of these men.  Never.  Only the real heroes will be counted, and you are NOT one of them, and you never will be.  You will never be anything more than a pathetic, little poseur stuffed into a fake WWII recreation uniform of a dead dream, and long may it rot.

Oh, and as for "jew owned Wal-Mart" -

Wal-Mart and Christian Values?

"The culture of the company was founded on our values. And the values were Christian values as found in the Bible. Wal-Mart is not a Christian company, but Sam Walton was a Christian. That was the foundation of the company, Judeo-Christian values that were biblically based." - Don Soderquist, Ex-Wal-Mart Executive: 'Retail Giant Founded on Christian Values'
Don Soderquist's book, The Wal-Mart Way is available at Sam's Club for $15.68us. According to the website ...

Sam Walton said, "I tried for almost twenty years to hire Don Soderquist . . . But when we really needed him later on, he finally joined up and made a great chief operating officer." Responsible for overseeing many of Wal-Mart's key support divisions, including real estate, human resources, information systems, logistics, legal, corporate affairs, and loss prevention, Soderquist stayed true to his Christian values as well as Wal-Mart's distinct management style."

Yeah, lotsa Jews running around Bentonville, Arkansas, tons of 'em apparently, can't keep 'em off the streets.

You've wasted enough of my time already.  I'm done with you, this topic, and this entire discussion.

Comments

[canuckistani]

I don't know about anyone else but that one sure made me sit up and take notice. As they say in Parliament while beating on their desks, "Here! Here!"

[Amal]

Mogs,

Great, great post. Let me just add one thing about this pathetic, whiny, disgusting cockroach.
This freaks website had so much bullshit on it, it would take a city's sewer system 10 years to begin to clean it out.

Should the little rodent faced puke care to discuss any Islam based topic with moi, I would be more than happy to take him down a notch or 1000 notches. I would be more than happy to debate Judaism and Christianity with him too as I am versed in all 3 monotheistic religions. I may find this debate a bit difficult though since you can only have a battle of the wits with someone who has them and this rodent obviously has none.

This little toad needs to get one thing straight: the only race we are all a part of is the human race. Should he choose to abdicate his position in said race and go back to the primordial ooze from whence he came, I would be more than happy to send him there.

[Mark Martin]

darth Mogs..what a quaint and juvenile name! I'll bet you play with yourself while listening to the sound track to "Star Wars" . I have proof that Darwin was wrong. To see it, just look in the mirror, I shudder to write your name, but write it I must, if only to let posterity know the name of all human woes, that is darth Mogs. You are as insignificant as a fossilised pile of wombat droppings. And yet you persist in being. Why? Do you not realise that the world would be an infinitely better place, one in which we could all happily exist, if only you didn't? I have seen yeasts with more pizzazz, more culture, and a better understanding of the world around them than you will ever possess. What in God's name gives you any suggestion that you have any right to even exist? Your idiocy knows no bounds, your insensitivity to the fact there are others who are trying to make the best of their time on this earth is overwhelming, the degree with which you induce despair and hopelessness in all who you meet is breathtaking. The protoplasmic prejudices you pass off as thought have, I observed, the uncanny effect of silencing any meaningful conversation. People forget entirely what they were talking about as they vainly, stupidly even, try to make logical sense out of your oxymoronic utterances. The breadth and depth of your belligerent ignorance is awe-inspiring. You are the compost bin of creation. Why is it everytime I think of you I think of pus? You are so depressing I have seen calculators stop working in your presence. Your faults are so overwhelming I feel, only out of a sense of utter, despair, that I cannot continue writing. May you rot.

[MOGS]

"darth Mogs..what a quaint and juvenile name! I'll bet you play with yourself while listening to the sound track to "Star Wars"

Only if there's a picture of Leia in the metal bikini on hand, and on't forget to capitalize the D.

[The Mad Pigeon]

Hmmm... Mr. Martin doesn't seem to offer anything of coherent or relevant value in his ill-organized retort; but I can offer true proof "Darwin was wrong" in regards to hate groups:

Group Photo

What the [PIGEONED] is this? It looks like a bunch of rejects hanging out a Star Trek convention. Indeed, the fellow in the phallic purple hat really sets the tone.

Better yet, how 'bout we let Mr. Martin make an ass of himself without any help from the pigeon!

A News Interview

[AndyG]

Ah, ad hominim attacks....

The last refuge of an idiot backed into a corner.

That was quick, so Mr. Martin MUST be a quite OUTSTANDING one.

And here I was hoping for at least one or two rounds before it came to this.